The not-so-golden couple. Lucy Weasley and John Bender
| Anonymous: Good job at knocking up Lucy. |

| Anonymous: What are you going to do if Lucy starts dating someone else? |

| Anonymous: Your kids are cute. |
I don’t have any.
| Anonymous: Is Lucy good in bed? |
Fuck off.
| Anonymous: Would you date Lucy if you got regular sex from her? |
Fuck off.